File under: Electric Eels, Captain 9’s and the Knickerbocker Trio, Trio, Nazi Death Camp, Art Phag, Your Mom.
2035…the Hippies finally managed to make machines that look like PUNK ROCKERS, act Like MC 5ers but sound like RETRO NEO PSYCHEDELIC HIPPPIE SHIT!!! They send em back to 2013 and they start taking over the vinyl world. Instead of resistance…the kids jump on the bandwagon… and the world is lost!!!!! No resistance? A small band of drunks that’s would not even be able to make a psychedelic record if you payed em refuses to learn more then two chords.
BUCK BILOXI AND THE FUCKS!
By sending former S.P.I.T.S. Agent Joe Pestilence from 2035 back to 1994 the resistance of the future is trying to save the past… Joe manages to knock up a Mrs Craig and Robert Watson Craig III is born. In 2013 they form one band to bind them all… “White Boy” … finding that name is already taken… they form Buck Biloxi and the Fucks! Musically they destroy all shit records… lasersword like anthems like “Shut the hell up”, “Shut the fuck up”, “The walls have aids”, “I’m a disaster”, “I’m a genius or “Who gives a fuck” get them a nomination for Nobel peace price! They are the James T Kirks of stupid, they are the Rockwells of Smart, they are the Mil Mascaras of fuckin you UP!!!!
But hey, why listen to me, listen to what the press won’t have to say:
“That cover is not nice enough for the music” (not TERMBO)
“If termbo doesn’t hate it , it ain’t punk” (not GONER RECORDS)
“Damn, how will I make a record with the Fucks now?” ( Not LOU REED R.i.P.)
“I will!!! I already fired “THE BAND”” (not BOB DYLAN)
“Those Crummy Fucks” (not Dave McManus)
“The Fucks??? ahhh I get it!!” (not The Fugs)